The young preacher started his sermon by explaining the meaning of a substitute. "If you break a window," he said, "and then place a piece of plywood over the hole... that's a substitute."
After the sermon, a well-intentioned woman wished to compliment the young man. As she enthusiastically shook his hand she said, "You were no substitute. You were a real pane!"
Deb Gonser-Co.Minister-4-Given M.T.M