Here's some funny signs around the country that you can keep an eye out for on your next trip . . .
On a California freeway:
Fine for Littering
In a New York jewelry store:
Genuine Faux Pearls
In a Boston fast-food parking lot:
Parking for Drive-Through Customers Only
Billboard on Florida highway:
If You Can't Read, We Can Help
On the Triborough Bridge in New York:
In Event of Air Attack Drive Off Bridge
On a Lockhart, Texas, gas station and mini-mart:
We're out of Rolaids, but we've got gas.
At the basketball court in a Gastonton, North Carolina, YMCA:
Anyone caught hanging from the rim will be suspended.
In a Grand Rapids restaurant:
Half baked chicken.
In a Dayton barbershop:
During vacation of owner, a competent hair stylist will be
here.
On a Jacksonville, Florida, bookstore:
Rare, out-of-print, and nonexistent books.
On the wall of a British Columbia cleaning service:
Able to Do the Worst Possible Job
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It's a great feeling inside to know that we serve a wonderful JESUS who loves us unconditional. So that means if we mess up, we can fess up and we are still in right standing with Him. There are a lot of people that we have talk to while we have been minstering and we here a lot of low esteem talk [ it;s everywhere - from age 5 - 100 ],"I can't do this" - "maybe I'm not good enough" - "things don't work out for me right" - "I know someone else could do much better", and so on, and so forth. delight thyself also in the lord; and he shall give thee the desires of thine heart. - Psalm 37;4 be still, and know that i am God; I will be exalted among the heathen, I will be exalted in the earth, Psalm-46:1 Being confident of this very thing, that he which hath begun a good work in you will perform it until the day of Jesus Christ. - Philippians 1:6
Until next time
IT'S OK TO LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH - ok you did good!
Deb Gonser-Co.Minister-4-Given M.T.M